Angry Again

log:
Megadeth is on the box. Dave Mustaine is angry. Therefore, I am angry. If I see you on the street today, I might hire Tom Kohl to tighten the leather sash around his waist and vigorously bite your nose off, so steer clear.

School starts soon. I think I might blow Madison to smithereens when the rest of the bad students arrive.

I'm gonna go to piano lesson and stink up the dude's house because I did not practice and I'm angry. I will leave you with an exerpt from a lost interview with Shane Verwey. Enjoy and eet fuk.

Guitar World issue 47, Dec. 25 1999.

Shane Verwey: Yeah so my experience with Girls with Guitars made me happy while my enfatuation with Chicks with Dicks was more of a representation of my more cynical sub-concious under the vestiges of a relationsip with my former lover.

GW : And who was that?

SV : It was a dead dog.

GW : Wow. So, for the new Forest Fire album I hear you shoved an operating chainsaw up your ass. Could you tell us more about that.

SV : (Shane's eyes light up with anger and passion as he rises from his bed in his hotel suite. At this point he walked up to Guitar World's Ed Paas and answered the interwiew's final question within one inch of Ed's face.) I wanted to feel pain and have blood in my shit. You ever taste your own guts, mister guitar world man?

I haven't eaten anything today, Turco

Log:
The big project involving that one dirty dude has been postponed due to a dearth of any recent foul play on his part that would warrant such an attack. But rest assured, I will continue this vile work just as soon as that sick sucker flaps his jowls and showers himself with his own fluids again...Which will happen. Just give it time.

Man, it never fails. Every other day, I get some lunch, lay it out in front of me and then check my phone. I see that I've missed a call. I return the call to hear that some person wants to buy me lunch that day...And I've already purchased mine. Today it was my mother. Tomorrow it could be the president. Sucks.

So, tomorrow's the big showdown in Gov't & Nat. Resources. I'm pretty nervous.

That is all.